First!

Yes, I now have a Blogger account. TREMBLE IN FEAR, PUNY MORTALS, FOR THE TIME OF MY REIGN HAS COME.

And it shall be snarky. And cynical. And possibly blossoming with a variety of plebeian profanity and creative curses. And also alliteration.

GLORIOUS ALLITERATION, MORTALS, DO YOU MARK ME?

Oh, and don't expect that you'll never come across something here that you may find offensive. This is officially my don't-give-a-fuck blog. I shouldn't have to explain what that means.

Ta~!