Kitty's Adventures with Click-and-Drag - Part Two

So after ostensibly making a horrendous mess of things on Azeroth, I decided to visit some other fandoms of mine and see how badly I could mess them up. Let's see what happens during my vacation in the Dragonball Z universe:

Okay, nothing too terrible to start with. And I can kinda see little Trunks having a crush on me if Future Trunks falls in love with me. Must be a genetic thing.

Little bit weirder, but at least Yamcha's got a crush on me and my best fiend is Supreme Kai. Looks like even he wants me to break up with Tien - must not be meant to be.

I fuse with Chichi; clearly that is why I am now sleeping with Goku. Oh no, how did I make an enemy out of Gohan? Drat. (Is Goten even old enough to know he should be cockblocking me?)

JESUS CHRIST NO.

Okay, that's it. I'm leaving this wacky world of Saiyans and Namekians behind and buzzing over to nice, normal Naruto-verse. Surely nothing weird can happen there, right?

Who the hell is Rin? Wait, was she Kakashi's old teammate as a Genin? Whoever the hell she is, clearly she has mixed feelings about our relationship. (My first kiss was Anko. Why do I have the feeling it was followed up by my first near-death experience?)

Alright, now it's getting good! Neji's my lover, the blonde idiot doesn't like me and therefore I am not obligated to be nice to her, and my first kiss was probably awkward on both ends and spared me the thought that I was the worse kisser. Although growing up a lightning user in the Land of Rock must have been entertaining...

OH FUCK THIS. Kisame was my first kiss? Zetsu is my lover?! Do I even still have a tongue at this point?!

Kitty's Adventures with Click-and-Drag - Part One

So I took the click-and-drag for a whirl. Let’s see what I’ve got!

…Tirion, why are you cockblocking the person you’re sleeping with? How is that even possible? (Also, I find it hilarious that Arthas is my best friend, Bolvar has a crush on me, and Tirion is experiencing complicated feelings for me. Quite the odd situation I find myself in on this roll.)

 

Okay, So I’m friends with Lor’themar, am sleeping with the Life-Binder herself, and I’ve got a pretty saber for a mount. Things could be worse. (Screw you, Moira, I always knew you were a bitch. You too, Neltharion, I don't care if you're jealous, clearly between the two of us this human girl is a more appealing mate than you are.)

Wait. Ignoring the race and the mount: I live in the Violet Hold, my best friend is Kael’thas, I’m banging Thrall, Arthas is cockblocking me, and I get killed by Garrosh? What, am I some kind of alternate universe version of Jaina?!

Sleeping with Lor’themar and Alexstrasza ain’t havin’ it. I guess the fanfics are right after all… (Ow, I don't want to die a squishy death under some Fel Reaver's foot...)

Baine, man, I thought we were cool. (Although I find it amazing that I am a blood elf with the blood elf racial mount and by whom Kael'thas has been smitten - all in the same roll. Well played, click-and-drag. Well played.)

GEE, I WONDER WHERE ALL THAT FATIGUE CAME FROM.

I don’t even fucking care, Azshara, Lor’themar is my best friend, has a crush on me, and is keeping me warm at night. Go be an octopoid horror someplace where the fishy smell doesn’t kill the mood.

‘YOU WALK LIKE A POOR PERSON’?! BITCH, I’M PRIME CONSORT TO NOZDORMU.

…So, Tyrande, now that you’ve fucking killed me twice, there wouldn’t happen to be anything you’d like to share with me about how you really feel about men who wear high horsetails... would there?

Lor’themar, why?! Is this because I cheated on you with Ysera?! I swear, she came onto me, man, I couldn’t say no to an Aspect!

Shit, what’d I do? Other than befriend Kil’jaeden (curing things with the power of love always seems to work when Mary Sues do it, fuck…) 

SHIT, WHAT’D I DO?!