SnarKitty: Kitty's Adventures with Click-and-Drag

So I took the click-and-drag for a whirl. Let’s see what I’ve got!

…Tirion, why are you cockblocking the person you’re sleeping with? How is that even possible? (Also, I find it hilarious that Arthas is my best friend, Bolvar has a crush on me, and Tirion is experiencing complicated feelings for me. Quite the odd situation I find myself in on this roll.)

Okay, So I’m friends with Lor’themar, am sleeping with the Life-Binder herself, and I’ve got a pretty saber for a mount. Things could be worse. (Screw you, Moira, I always knew you were a bitch. You too, Neltharion, I don't care if you're jealous, clearly between the two of us this human girl is a more appealing mate than you are.)

Wait. Ignoring the race and the mount: I live in the Violet Hold, my best friend is Kael’thas, I’m banging Thrall, Arthas is cockblocking me, and I get killed by Garrosh? What, am I some kind of alternate universe version of Jaina?!

Sleeping with Lor’themar and Alexstrasza ain’t havin’ it. I guess the fanfics are right after all… (Ow, I don't want to die a squishy death under some Fel Reaver's foot...)

Baine, man, I thought we were cool. (Although I find it amazing that I am a blood elf with the blood elf racial mount and by whom Kael'thas has been smitten - all in the same roll. Well played, click-and-drag. Well played.)

GEE, I WONDER WHERE ALL THAT FATIGUE CAME FROM.

I don’t even fucking care, Azshara, Lor’themar is my best friend, has a crush on me, and is keeping me warm at night. Go be an octopoid horror someplace where the fishy smell doesn’t kill the mood.

‘YOU WALK LIKE A POOR PERSON’?! BITCH, I’M PRIME CONSORT TO NOZDORMU.

…So, Tyrande, now that you’ve fucking killed me twice, there wouldn’t happen to be anything you’d like to share with me about how you really feel about men who wear high horsetails... would there?