Okay, nothing too terrible to start with. And I can kinda see little Trunks having a crush on me if Future Trunks falls in love with me. Must be a genetic thing.
Little bit weirder, but at least Yamcha's got a crush on me and my best fiend is Supreme Kai. Looks like even he wants me to break up with Tien - must not be meant to be.
I fuse with Chichi; clearly that is why I am now sleeping with Goku. Oh no, how did I make an enemy out of Gohan? Drat. (Is Goten even old enough to know he should be cockblocking me?)
JESUS CHRIST NO.
Okay, that's it. I'm leaving this wacky world of Saiyans and Namekians behind and buzzing over to nice, normal Naruto-verse. Surely nothing weird can happen there, right?
Who the hell is Rin? Wait, was she Kakashi's old teammate as a Genin? Whoever the hell she is, clearly she has mixed feelings about our relationship. (My first kiss was Anko. Why do I have the feeling it was followed up by my first near-death experience?)
Alright, now it's getting good! Neji's my lover, the blonde idiot doesn't like me and therefore I am not obligated to be nice to her, and my first kiss was probably awkward on both ends and spared me the thought that I was the worse kisser. Although growing up a lightning user in the Land of Rock must have been entertaining...
OH FUCK THIS. Kisame was my first kiss? Zetsu is my lover?! Do I even still have a tongue at this point?!
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